Trick or Treat

[Delwin D Fandrich]

Just for tonight . . . .

The top ten signs that indicate that you're really too old to be out Trick or
Treating:

  10.  You get winded just from knocking on the door.
    9.  Your teeth come out when they stick in the candy.
    8.  You ask for high fiber candy . . .
    7.  When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and
         fall over.
    6.  People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.
    5.  When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and you can't remember the
rest of
         the line.
    4.  By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
    3.  You have to choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
    2.  You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
    1.  You have to avoid going to the houses where your ex-wives live

Regards,

Del