"Green stuff growing inside"

[Phil Bondi]

..that was the distress call I just got from a college here..the piano
is a Whitney Spinet and they want to know what to do with
it.....bwahaha!!

..all kidding aside, I am open to suggestions on how exactly how to tell
this college that their piano, that they received as a gift, should be
discarded and they should invest in a new one..or..

..is their problem a correctable one?.. and I would look like a hero if
I can salvage it..from what I can gather so far it isn't used very much.

Phil