Star Gazing

[Ken Burton]

            Thanks, Joe.

            I love a good, CLEAN joke!

                        Ken Burton "Doctor Piano" Calgary Alberta
                                   kwburton@cadvision.com
-----Original Message-----
From: Joe & Penny Goss <imatunr@primenet.com>
To: pianotech@ptg.org <pianotech@ptg.org>
Date: Tuesday, February 09, 1999 10:15 PM
Subject: Fw: Star Gazing


>Hi all,
>This, IMHO is too good not to share.
>Joe Goss
>
>> STAR GAZING
>> 
>> Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.  After
>> a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and
>> went to sleep.
>> 
>> Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
>> "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
>> Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
>> 
>> "What does that tell you?"
>> 
>> Watson pondered for a minute.  "Astronomically, it tells me that
>> there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
>> Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
>> 
>> Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter
>> past three.
>> 
>> Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are
>> small and insignificant.
>> 
>> Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day
>> tomorrow.  What does it tell you?"
>> 
>> Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.  "Watson, you imbecile,
>> Someone has stolen our tent".
>> 
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