Thanks, Joe. I love a good, CLEAN joke! Ken Burton "Doctor Piano" Calgary Alberta kwburton@cadvision.com -----Original Message----- From: Joe & Penny Goss <imatunr@primenet.com> To: pianotech@ptg.org <pianotech@ptg.org> Date: Tuesday, February 09, 1999 10:15 PM Subject: Fw: Star Gazing >Hi all, >This, IMHO is too good not to share. >Joe Goss > >> STAR GAZING >> >> Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After >> a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and >> went to sleep. >> >> Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. >> "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." >> Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." >> >> "What does that tell you?" >> >> Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that >> there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. >> Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. >> >> Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter >> past three. >> >> Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are >> small and insignificant. >> >> Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day >> tomorrow. What does it tell you?" >> >> Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you imbecile, >> Someone has stolen our tent". >> >
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