Second guessing methanol

[Ron Nossaman]

:
>A high % of all actions coming to me are sluggish due to humidity.  I have
>actions in my shop from rebuilds, customers who are "not in a rush",
>actions that were unusable and picked up to be returned at a later
>(sometimes much later) date, friends actions who are waiting for me to come
>down on my price before giving the OK, etc.  When I walk into a customers
>home and the action needs work, I confiscate it and tell them that I am the
>Piano Police and this unregulated action with worn hammers are a hazard to
>the musician and does not meet PTG standards.   I tell them I am an RPT
>with the PTG and a Certified CAE with an MBA in B.S.  OK?  Happy 4th! 
>  
>LANCE LAFARGUE, RPT



Uh... yea, I see. Well, all right, you got me. I'll go along quietly ocifer.
So...uh... where do I send my action?
 Ron