Heard any good jokes lately?

[kenrpt@mail.cvn.net]

At 07:53 PM 7/11/99 -0400, you wrote:
>1.  Whoever said, "you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish" was wrong,
>fish have       scales.
>2.  Q: What do you get if you push a piano down a mine shaft?
>      A: A flat miner.
>
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano on a military installation?

A: A flat major

Couldn't resist.
Ken Jankura