Uhhhhh............. uhhhhhh............ <<rubbing eyes in disbelief>>> Uhhhh........ I beg of you-- let's not EVEN go there. Rob Goodale, RPT University Nevada, Las Vegas Bill Bremmer wrote: > Can you imagine? "Oh ya suh! I's a gwine a tune y'all a real nice > timpamint, suh! Ya suh! Real nice and smooth, like dem rich white folks up > yonder in New Yawk City does. None 'o dat ruff stuff! Nah suh! Ain't gwine > a be no woofs comin' round, neithah. Na suh! Ain't nobody hoid no woofs > 'round hyuh nigh on 200 years! Ain't no sense bringin' dat back now! Nah > suh! Dem woofs might make de missus cry and all. Y'all don't want dat, now. > Na suh! " > > Then if the customer or artist still rejects his efforts, "Oh I's so sorry > suh! Please don't tell dat cracker ta whoop me now! Oh please, massa! I's a > gwine a smooth dat timpamint out fo' y'all now. Ya suh!" Then as he > secretly spits in the piano, he tunes the Marpurg-Neidhardt Quasi Equal > Temperament and muses to himself, "Whut massa don' know ain't a gwine a hoit > him none!"
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