Wanna Guess? NPR (Not Politically Related)

Mitch Ruth mitch_ruth@hotmail.com
Tue, 14 Nov 2000 07:56:24 EST


Bunkypiano wrote:

The little girl was so disgusted at the sound of the piano, and being a
student of the sciences, presumed to burn a hole in the piano with a large
magnifying glass, the parents, who had been out for the afternoon, arrived
home and saw the smoke and being from the hinterlands, had an older model
fire extinguisher  which hadn't been checked in years and which used acid to
break the seal, because of the brightness of the day, they assumed the fire
was coming from inside the piano and raised the lid and foamed the pin area
which mixed with acid would rust and blacken the gilded harp and bleach the
felt.  The cat which slept on the lid, and seeing the excitement peeled out
with with it's paws in 4 leg drive, thus  contributing to the already less
than perfect finish on the lid."

Is that your final answer?



Mitch Ruth
DeMossville, KY

"Hold on to your dreams, unless you dream of porcupines..."

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