Oh just mark an X on the spot and learn to count. It works for us. ;o) Larry Beach, RPT Vancouver, Canada At 10:16 AM 11/28/2000 -0500, you wrote: >As elections are still discussed, I thought the following might bring a >smile. > >Dan Hallett > >New Rules for Golf > >1. Democrats get to keep shooting until one gets par, or an acceptable >score. > >2. Democrats are allowed to keep score by hand. Republicans are not allowed >to keep score > at all, as the Democrats will appoint someone to keep score for them. > >3. If a Republican shoots par or under par on a hole, a Democratic appointee >will sue in > Court to a Democratic appointed Judge that the score is invalid. > >4. Holes for Democrats will be 3 ft in diameter (to allow for less >confusion); Republicans will > use the regulation size holes. > >5. If a shot is missed by a Democrat it will be counted if the Democrat >intended it to go in, > and can certify this by written statement. > >6. Scores by Democrats can be changed after the round, if they can prove one >of the > following: > > a) Trees were improperly placed on the course > b) Wind speed was too strong > c) Water was placed on the course in a way that confused the >Democrat on club > selection
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