I wanna be a tuneoff judge

[Richard Moody]

+AHw- In olden days, the beatings' haze
+AHw- would leave me tired and mean,
+AHw- But now I'm not so out of phase,
+AHw- I was fine, but now I machine+ACI-.
+AHw-


So come on and be a judge at Chicago.  Put your name on your evaluation
sheet and make it public.  Everyone knows who is tuning.  Let us see who is
judging.   Let's see who you picked as tops.  One out of two pianos maybe
three.  Which do you say is best?  Don't worry, it will be easy to mark
+ACI-Can't tell.+ACI-      rm