OT Re: Fw: [Experts] What instrument is inside a piano?

[Bill Ballard]

At 12:10 AM -0600 1/4/03, Ron Nossaman wrote:
>And what instrument would a drum most resemble, or a violin, or hand bells?
>Overall, it's a pretty useless question.

I've never been happy with the quality of the questions coming in at 
the drive-thru window.

>What color is blue?

It's one of the three colors in the trinary nerve agent, along with 
red and white. The combination causes elevated blood pressure, and 
impaired judgement.

Mr. Bill

"A jester unemployed is nobody's fool."
     ...........Danny Kaye, in "The Court Jester"
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