IGNORE, IGNORE!

[gordon stelter]

This, my dear friends, is NOT urban myth, as I
remember it being reported at the time of the
hurricane. In a few short days after Andrew struck,
abandoned dogs became feral and were trying to kill
and eat children. No kidding. Poodles.
     Right here, in this college town of 100,000, a
pack of 6 dogs attacked a woman pushing her baby
stroller three years ago, smack dab in the middle of
an "upscale" intown neighborhood! If you're curious, I
can probably find the newspaper account for
verification.
    Therefore, how much MORE likely that dogs in an
abandoned wastleand of debris, deprived of their
"Kibbles&Bits", would do the same?
"Man's Best Friend"?'
     Thump

--- tune4u@earthlink.net wrote:
> I'm sorry, but there is absolute, irrefutable PROOF
> that Elvis is truly
> dead. And here it is: If he were alive he would
> certainly have built a
> theater in Branson by now.
> 
> Alan Barnard
> Not Too Far From Branson in Salem, MO
>   -----Original Message-----
>   From: pianotech-bounces@ptg.org
> [mailto:pianotech-bounces@ptg.org]On
> Behalf Of Robert Goodale
>   Sent: Wednesday, March 05, 2003 1:09 PM
>   To: Pianotech
>   Subject: Re: IGNORE, IGNORE!
> 
> 
>   Oh heck, that's nothin'.  Here in Las Vegas Elvis
> lives in a secret
> location with Marilyn Monroe.  Only Nevada residence
> know about it.  They
> are periodically seen flying around in black
> helicopters with alien beings.
> Jimmy Hoffa is my next door neighbor.  I tune his
> piano every six months, (a
> very nice Whitney with custom veneer work).  He
> periodically comes over to
> borrow my wheelbarrow.  I have no idea what he does
> with it but rumor has it
> he buries gold bricks in his yard.  I've seen
> Michael Jackson over at his
> house periodically for potluck BBQs.  He brings the
> Elephant Man along for
> the ride.
> 
> 
>   Rob Goodale, RPT
>   as Vegas, NV
> 
>     After hurricane Andrew the National Guard was
> put
>     on "shoot on sight" orders for all dogs, because
>     within a week packs of lapdogs had assembled and
> were
>     attempting to eat children.
>        I rest my case.
>        Thump
> 


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