The Runaway Piano (OT)

[Bill Ballard]

At 10:35 PM -0600 11/14/03, Ron Nossaman wrote:
>>Barbara Richmond, RPT
>>somewhere near Peoria, IL
>>
>>PS  Are you related to Mr. Bill?
>
>No. I'm taller, have more hair, and only relate intermittently.

Ron, I'm related to you in certain limited circumstances, for 
instance when a relative of yours leaves a substantial portion of 
their estate to me. Even when this lawful bequest is furiously 
contested by the rest of your family. Also, when your family wants to 
throw a celebration of a major birthday of mine. So, yes, I'd agree. 
Only intermittently.

As far as Barbara goes, well, I could relate to that. BTW, her 
signature makes it sound as though she's traveling on the road with 
Vice Pres. Cheney. Have you picked up anything about this on your 
police scanner?

Mr. Bill

"A man who tells the truth is bound to be found out sooner or later."
     ...........Uncle Harry in "The Tailor of Panama"
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