OT Aaargh!!...aka customer relations

[Bill Ballard]

At 12:50 PM -0500 10/21/03, Barbara Richmond wrote:
>The answer is around $25.00 or less. Just go to the lingerie 
>department and ask the clerk for help if you are unsure of a good 
>fit.  I suppose for extreme cases, plastic surgery might be in 
>order.  That would cost more.  :-)

That's all well and good for you, Barbara, but if one of us guys 
walked in there, asking for dressing room assistance from the sales 
associate, it'd cost more like a $500 fine and a ten-evening Gender 
Sensitivities class. Not that it happened to me, but I read in the 
paper the other day where some guy wanted to buy something for his 
sister and got hit with a public lewdness charge, and that's how much 
it cost. Is this a great country or what? A woman walks out of the 
store with her new purchase wrapped in tissue, and the guy gets 
thrown in the slammer.

<g>

Mr. Bill

"No, Please wait, you're all individuals" Brain Cohen, exasperated
"Yes, we're all individuals"  the throng assembled in the street          
                 below his window, in unison
"I'm not..."  Lone dissenter.
     ...........Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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