Joke -- OTOT

[hubert liverman]

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  "You have reached the office of the piano technicians at the Florence =
Foster Jenkins School of Music at <name withheld>".

  I have known many musicians that are 'proud graduates' of the FFJSM.

  Oddly enough, it was a raging success with literally everyone except =
the Dean, who was not amused...but, then, neither was I.

  Indoublity!

  Anna Rusell, The "Ring"

  Brundhilde...that bitch. :-)

  Pete Barbudi is a name one truly seldom hears any more...sad to say.

  Yes!
  Huge snips follow...



  "What people forget is that, in the early days of television, the =
audience was very different. assuming certain kinds of cultural and =
more.<>  More importantly, the average educational level of the average =
viewer is now much, much lower< >U.S. is now down to about 6th grade - =
hg.)
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  Stastic manipulation involved.. as always..
  Assuming that there are 18 million  in the NYC Metropolitarian area, =
and the functional illiteracy rate is 28%..that means that there more =
dumb asses in NYC than the entire population of Mississippi. (No =
adgenda, just observation thank you).

  .  Rather than evolving as tools to elevate, cultural reflections =
(such as TV, music, films, etc) have taken the lowest-common-denominator =
approach.  Thus, the number of folks who can appreciate things like Anna =
or Florence, or any number of other things goes down  both as to real =
numbers and as to percentage of population.

  hmmm....well...anyway,=20

  Thanks Horace!
  Hubert
  Bass Trombonist.....:-)




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        The aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but =
progress



         -- Joseph Joubert (1754-1824) French Philosopher


    Who somehow managed to survive both the Revolution and Napoleon in =
spite of himself.


    Don't we all hope!



    Cheers


    Hubert Liverman

    Opelika, AL









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      ----- Original Message -----=20
      From: Richard Moody=20
      To: 'Pianotech'=20
      Sent: Friday, September 03, 2004 1:49 AM=20
      Subject: RE: Joke -- OTOT


      Please folks,   tell me about the paste below between the dotted =
lines.  I would like to respond off list to JK but his email address is =
not included.   What does pianotech-bounces mean?    Can we get the =
email address of who gets bounces? =20
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          I would not want to bore the list with a get back for anyone =
who pun--ishes me with a horrible pun but since I can't respond off =
list, I must respond to Jim K's "key of sea" here.   =20
          Do you tune three theater pianos twice a week in a dark =
theater?   And at such times, do you have  nothing to think of but to go =
one up on the worse puns that have ever been uttered? Please let it  be =
known I did not think of "Can you tuna a fish, Yes if it has scales" =
---- I can't remember where I saw it.  On the internet I think.   If you =
dreamed up "only in the key of sea"  please say so and we will give you =
oceans of due credit.   =20
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      From: pianotech-bounces@ptg.org [mailto:pianotech-bounces@ptg.org] =
On Behalf Of Jim Kinnear=20
      Sent: Monday, August 30, 2004 7:14 AM=20
      To: Pianotech=20
      Subject: Re: Joke -- OTOT=20
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      -----Original Message-----=20
      From: pianotech-bounces@ptg.org [mailto:pianotech-bounces@ptg.org] =
On Behalf Of Jim Kinnear=20
      Sent: Monday, August 30, 2004 7:14 AM=20
      To: Pianotech=20
      Subject: Re: Joke -- OTOT


      Sorry, no matter how many scales it has, you can only tua fish in =
the key of sea . . . .=20

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      ----- Original Message -----=20
      From: Richard Moody=20
      To: 'Pianotech'=20
      Sent: Monday, August 30, 2004 4:26 AM=20
      Subject: RE: Joke -- OTOT


      Q.  Can you tuna fish?=20
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      A.   Yes,    if it has scales.=20
      -----Original Message-----=20
      From: pianotech-bounces@ptg.org [mailto:pianotech-bounces@ptg.org] =
On Behalf Of Sarah Fox=20
      Sent: Sunday, August 29, 2004 3:28 PM=20
      To: Pianotech=20
      Subject: Joke -- OTOT


      Q:   What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?=20
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      A:   A flat minor.=20
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      Hopefully this joke strikes a chord with someone....=20
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      <Ahem>  I'd better quit while I'm ahead.=20
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      Peace,=20
      Sarah=20

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