At 01:50 PM 12/23/2005 -0600, you wrote: >This is no time to remain calm. Everyone panic. Distrust ANYTHING you hear >from official sources, pay attention ONLY to rumors. Fire your weapons >randomly at anything that moves! Burn all stockpiles of food and fuel. >Take no shelter! Have you been spending time in Our Wastrel Nation's Capitol, or something? How about a nice, fresh non-negotiable (just try to sell it next year!) monster pickup truck or SUV to cart away all that WalMart on-sale stuff? Maybe you can power it with the mezzo-thermoneal-mezzanine gizmo. (All those pianos can't be wrong -- the darned gadget _has_ to be good for _something._) Merry-Whatever (bah, humbug) ROFL
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