Poetry from the other side

[alan forsyth]

Here is a version as seen from the other perspective sent to me by JR Belford.


The Piano Dealers Lament.


Selling pianos don't pay 
As any dealer will say
Though tuners think they are easy to sell
>From start to finish
Your funds will diminish
'Cause the tuner will make your life hell !

They moan about pins , 
Sticker actions , duff strings
Overdampers , pin-blocks and dust
All it needed was tuning
But the tuner was fuming
He's not happy till he's made you bust!!

Concert pitch?....whets that?!!
You stupid prat
T'is a thing of the past don't you know?
Have any pitch you choose
The tuner will muse
So long as it is well below .!





  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: John Belford 
  To: alan forsyth 
  Sent: Friday, August 31, 2007 12:00 AM
  Subject: Piano Dealers lament.

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