question for chemical geniuses

[Richard Brekne]

Gee... and I thought it had something to do with starting the Portuguese 
revolution in the year 1891... :-~~)


    Well, duh, it will get really hot.

    I personally recommend to my customers that they keep their pianos
    below 1891 degrees or use a PF10 tanning lotion very liberally.

    Alan Barnard
    Salem, MO