craigslist ad---high-larious

[Farrell]

WOW - LMAO. Thanks for sharing.

I think I'll pass on this wonderful opportunity though......

Terry Farrell

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Tom Sivak" <tvaktvak at sbcglobal.net>
To: "pianotech" <pianotech at ptg.org>
Sent: Sunday, January 20, 2008 12:00 PM
Subject: craigslist ad---high-larious


> List
> 
> Here is an ad for a "Free Yamaha Organ" that is
> currently on craigslist here in Chicago.   The owner
> of the organ undoubtedly works in advertising!  
> 
> FREE YAMAHA ORGAN
> 
> Do you have a large gaping space in your house that
> just screams put an organ here? Do you want to look
> artistic to friends and family? Do you need somewhere
> to set plants? Do you need somewhere to store those
> miscellaneous items that have no use in your home?
> Everything that you cannot get rid of will eventually
> end up on this organ, and it's free. 
> 
> Look no further, I offer you, for free, a Yamaha
> Electone two tier organ. Yes, not one but two full
> tiers of keys for your playing enjoyment. Do you want
> an instrument that only church choirs know how to
> play? Please give a loving home to this instrument and
> help us get our family room back? You can be the lucky
> recipient to take away this deluxe, heavier than hell,
> organ. Not only does it make a great space-taker, but
> it also plays music, yes, I was surprised too. It is
> the same music that Jesus loves. Did I mention that
> it's free? You too can get the music once reserved for
> churches and cults in your own home. At this price,
> this is an opportunity you cannot afford to miss. 
> 
> It also includes a bench. The bench has concealed
> storage, great for storing all manner of religious
> objects, wafers, music books, cookies, toys, an
> occasional sandwich and small corpses. No overly
> annoying organ is complete without this uncomfortable
> wooden bench. After sitting on this bench for an hour
> you will realize why God only makes you attend church
> once a week. It comes with the lovely organ at no
> additional charge! 
> 
> It is amazing how many uses this organ has. And it can
> be yours free, no hidden costs, charges or fees. I
> mean it. All you have to do is come and pick it up. So
> do you have a hole in your life that you feel can only
> be filled by an abstract instrument? Do you long for
> music that makes you yearn for the sound of static? If
> so please, please come take this thing. Did I mention
> it's free. 
>