Apologies if yall have seen this before but the menu made me think of it and I couldnt resist... -Dave New Orleans > > A C, and Eb, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we > don't serve minors." So the Eb leaves and the C and the G have an open > fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and > the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, > but is not sharp enough. > A D comes into the bar and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me. > I'll just be a second." Then an A comes into the bar, but the > bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. > Then the bartender notices a Bb hiding at the end of the bar and > exclaims, "Get out now. You're the seventh minor I've found in this > bar tonight. " > The Eb, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a > 3 piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have > a nice corporate job) says , "You're looking sharp tonight- Come on > in. This could be a major development." This proves to be the case, as > the Eb takes off his suit, and everything else, and is au natural. > Eventually the C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a > rest. The C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the > diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda > at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is > found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all > contrary motions are bassless. > A Diminished 5^th of Jack Daniels
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