I loved it! Yes, yes, yes! Okay now maybe an experiment to see if pianos will float. Let's see... if a duck floats like a witch then witches are made of wood. If a big witch could weigh the same as a small piano then that would prove that the pianist is a witch and would therefore float. Of course if it doesn't float then perhaps it could be carried by a swallow. Although I'm not sure if that would be an African or a European swallow. I guess which ever one is better at carrying coconuts. THAT'S IT!! The mystery is solved of how a piano was found in the middle of a forest. It was left there by swallows! Run Away! Run Away! Rob Goodale, RPT
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