<By the way, when are you going to get a real bike?
David Ilvedson, RPT
Pacifica, CA 94044>
When you're a awesome as me, you don't the the "training wheel"!
But since you asked such an original question-not-here are a few more pat comebacks to similarly inane questions, lol!
"Where's your other wheel?" -- On my other
unicycle!
Or: “It got old and worn out, like
that joke!”
"Someome stole the other half of your
bicycle!" -- No, I found out I didn't
need it. (or) No, this is all I
could afford. (or) No, it was reposessed!
(or) No, James Watt mistook it for a
tree!
"You’re missing the other wheel!-- No, I don’t
miss it at all!"How do you *ride* that thing?" --
Recklessly (then I swerve and
almost hit them)
"How do you get offa that thing?" -- Fall
on a smart aleck! (or) Parachute!"What happens when you fall?" -- I DON'T!
(or) I try to land on the nearest
smart aleck. (or) I toss out my
parachute.
"How's the weather up there?" -- Peaceful!
(or) Partly cloudy with
scattered old jokes!
"Hey, look at that BIKE!" -- It's a UIKE!
(or) Hey, look at that fool who
doesn't know what a unicycle is!
"Fall down!" -- Why don't you fall up? (or)
Only if I can land on you."Don't fall!" -- Don't you, walking can be
quite dangerous when you aren't
used to it! (or) Don't worry, I
wouldn't want to lower myself to your level.
"What happens when you get a flat?" -- Then
I'm limited to riding on
tightropes and railroad tracks! (or) I
keep a spare in the trunk.
"How do you stop?" -- I run into a smart
aleck!"You lost your handlebars!" -- No, you've
got the joke wrong, it's YOU LOST
YOUR OTHER WHEEL! (or) No, they're
invisible!
"Can I have a ride?" -- Can you climb?
Terry Peterson
Accurate Piano Service
UniGeezer.com
"Over 50, and not "2" Tired!"
> From: ilvey at sbcglobal.net
> To: pianotech at ptg.org
> Date: Fri, 23 Apr 2010 22:43:06 -0700
> Subject: Re: [pianotech] Vehicle Recommendations
>
> For my service vehicle, all I need is one station near my home. I like the idea of natural gas from the US of A. By the way, when are you going to get a real bike?
>
> David Ilvedson, RPT
> Pacifica, CA 94044
>
> ----- Original message ----------------------------------------
> From: "pianolover 88" <pianolover88 at hotmail.com>
> To: pianotech at ptg.org
> Received: 4/23/2010 8:15:29 PM
> Subject: Re: [pianotech] Vehicle Recommendations
>
>
>
> >And the fact that there are next to zero gas stations or places to pump natural gas
> >into your car. And how much one of these natural gas cars? there are obviously not
> >many of them on the road, compared to even hybrids. What does it look like, one of
> >those not-so-smart cars? Lol.
>
> >Terry Peterson
>
> >Accurate Piano Service
> >UniGeezer.com
> >"Over 50, and not "2" Tired!"
>
>
>
>
> >From: rob at mccallpiano.com
> >Date: Fri, 23 Apr 2010 20:04:43 -0700
> >To: pianotech at ptg.org
> >Subject: Re: [pianotech] Vehicle Recommendations
>
>
>
> >My current car hasn't burned a drop of gasoline ever! Just clean domestic natural
> >gas. Even greener than those gas hogs... what do you call them? Oh, yeah,
> >hybrids... :-)
> >The only shortcoming is any action has to go in the back seat...
>
> >Regards,
>
> >Rob McCall
> >McCall Piano Service, LLC
> >www.mccallpiano.comMurrieta, CA951-698-1875
>
>
>
>
>
> >On Apr 23, 2010, at 09:19 , pianolover 88 wrote:Any car that continues to run and
> >burn gas while stopped at a signal, going down a hill or coasting is archaic.
>
> >Terry Peterson
> >Accurate Piano Service
> >UniGeezer.com
> >"Over 50, and not "2" Tired!"
>
>
>
>
> >From: rob at mccallpiano.com
> >Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010 16:44:38 -0700
> >To: pmc033 at earthlink.net; pianotech at ptg.org
> >Subject: Re: [pianotech] Vehicle Recommendations
>
> >Hi Paul,
> >I was recently looking for a vehicle for my business, and the one that I liked as being
> >cost effective, fuel efficient, and roomy is the newest Honda Fit. The seats fold in
> >all sorts of ways, the lip of the back end is very low so you don't have to strain to lift
> >things into the car. The opening in the back seemed to me to be quite a bit taller
> >than the Prius to me, and the cost for the base model, brand new, was only about
> >$15,700. I'm sure they'd cut a deal with the economy these days. Plus the car gets
> >around 28 in the city and 35 on the highway. As for reliability, I've had nothing but
> >Hondas for the last 25 years. Never had anything more than routine maintenance
> >to accomplish. I find them to be very reliable vehicles.
> >Looks small on the outside, but it's quite large on the inside with all the possible
> >configurations. Check out the specs here... http://automobiles.honda.com/fit/
> >Here's a photo of the back side...
> ><Fit back end.jpg>
> >Regards,
> >Rob McCall
> >McCall Piano Service, LLC
> >www.mccallpiano.comMurrieta, CA951-698-1875
>
>
>
> >On Apr 22, 2010, at 07:33 , pmc033 at earthlink.net wrote:List:: The store where I
> >work is offering to purchase a new vehicle for me to use, which will also be used to
> >transport keyboards and perhaps some small uprights(?). One of the sales staff
> >has a Prius, which appears to have enough room to carry an action, and they have
> >used it to deliver digital pianos successfully. So that is one choice, though I doubt a
> >small upright will fit. I'm also looking at some of the smaller SUV's like the Ford
> >Escape, and some of the minivans, as well as the Chevy HHR (thanks, Wim!). I
> >want to be sure I'm getting a reliable vehicle, so if you know what to avoid, or have
> >had a bad experience, you could post it here. I'm a bit wary of the domestic brands
> >because of reliability concerns, but I'm not opposed either. It will have to be a late
> >model as the budget limit is around $15k, so a new vehicle is probably too much right
> >now. It's going to be mostly freeway driving, s o it has to have enough power to
> >get around. MPG's should be reasonable. Any suggestions are welcome. Thanks
> >in advance. Paul McCloud, RPT San Diego PianoSD.com Service Technician
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