[pianotech] Yammy GH1

Ron Nossaman rnossaman at cox.net
Thu Jan 21 20:58:03 MST 2010


paulrevenkojones at aol.com wrote:
> A polished turd is more properly, ahem, called a coprolite.

Scat: an invocation from my childhood intended to somehow 
convey to the targeted critter that it should begone - intent 
and result not necessarily synchronous. Later, a descriptive 
term, designating fecal deposition typically reserved for 
species identification or tracking, see "spore". More 
recently, describing the artistic endeavors of one Benjamin 
Sherman "Scatman" Crothers, and Ella Fitzgerald, for the 
edification of the chosen, excluding the unworthy or otherwise 
culturally encumbered. Retroactively (to an extraordinary 
degree) descriptive, fecally speaking, of the 
pre-fossilization of dinosaur bowel movement events, post 
fosillizationally referred to as coprolites. Luster 
enhancement of the presumed artifact or process in any of the 
above categories contingent on factors that couldn't possibly 
be sorted out in one lifetime, however large, august, or well 
funded the committee.

Such definition, clarification, and elucidation, I therefor 
pass on to a more recognized, authorized, and appropriately 
empowered body.

Good luck. I'm going for ice cream.
Ron N



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