I'm glad I have subsribed to his list... I would not known about this virus. Thanks Ron...! Brian Wilson > Date: Mon, 3 May 2010 16:12:11 -0500 > From: rnossaman at cox.net > To: pianotech at ptg.org > Subject: Re: [pianotech] OT: VIRUS WARNING - Unless you are OFF windows > > > It's even worse than that... > > > > If you receive e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," > delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it. > > This is the most dangerous e-mail virus yet. It will re-write > your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any disks > that are even close to your computer. > > It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so > all your ice cream melts and milk curdles. It will demagnetize > the strips on all your credit cards, reprogram your ATM access > code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field > harmonics to scratch any CD's you try to play. > > It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new telephone number. > It will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all > your beer and leave its dirty socks on the coffee table when > there's company coming over. It will hide your car keys when > you are late for work and interfere with your car radio so > that you hear only static while stuck in traffic. > > It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with > Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind > your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa > card. It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if > she is dead; such is the power of Badtimes. > > It reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold > most dear. Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will > leave the toilet seat up and leave the hair dryer plugged in > dangerously close to a full bathtub. > > It will remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and > pillows, and refill your skim milk with whole. It is insidious > and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is > also a rather interesting shade of mauve. These are just a few > signs. > > SENDTHISTOEVERYONEONTHEPLANET!!!! IMMEDIATELY!!!!!! Then run > to the nearest Home Depot and buy as much DUCT TAPE as you > can!!! Hurry before it's TOO LATE!!!! > > Ron N _________________________________________________________________ View photos of singles in your area! Looking for a hot date? http://clk.atdmt.com/NMN/go/150855801/direct/01/ -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <http://ptg.org/pipermail/pianotech.php/attachments/20100504/84f1e69b/attachment.htm>
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