[pianotech] OT: VIRUS WARNING - Unless you are OFF windows

[William Truitt]

And then wrap the duct tape around your mouth several times - THEN start
screaming at the top of your lungs.

Then calm down by holding your nose and taking a deep inhalation through
your mouth.





-----Original Message-----
From: pianotech-bounces at ptg.org [mailto:pianotech-bounces at ptg.org] On Behalf
Of Ron Nossaman
Sent: Monday, May 03, 2010 5:12 PM
To: pianotech at ptg.org
Subject: Re: [pianotech] OT: VIRUS WARNING - Unless you are OFF windows


It's even worse than that...



If you receive e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," 
delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it.

This is the most dangerous e-mail virus yet. It will re-write 
your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any disks 
that are even close to your computer.

It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so 
all your ice cream melts and milk curdles. It will demagnetize 
the strips on all your credit cards, reprogram your ATM access 
code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field 
harmonics to scratch any CD's you try to play.

It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new telephone number. 
It will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all 
your beer and leave its dirty socks on the coffee table when 
there's company coming over. It will hide your car keys when 
you are late for work and interfere with your car radio so 
that you hear only static while stuck in traffic.

It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with 
Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind 
your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa 
card. It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if 
she is dead; such is the power of Badtimes.

It reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold 
most dear. Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will 
leave the toilet seat up and leave the hair dryer plugged in 
dangerously close to a full bathtub.

It will remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and 
pillows, and refill your skim milk with whole. It is insidious 
and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is 
also a rather interesting shade of mauve. These are just a few 
signs.

SENDTHISTOEVERYONEONTHEPLANET!!!! IMMEDIATELY!!!!!! Then run 
to the nearest Home Depot and buy as much DUCT TAPE as you 
can!!! Hurry before it's TOO LATE!!!!

Ron N