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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Off topic, slightly askew.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Makes me think of the Jerky Boys bit I =
heard.
Normally those guys irritate/disgust me but they did one bit where they =
call a
piano tech and tell him they have a problem with their
piano. "My rottweiler's stuck in my piano! He's caught =
in the
wires and he's snapping at me!" Pretty funny if a little
crude.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>-Court =
Stewart </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2> Atlanta, GA</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A =
title=pianotech@ptg.org
href="mailto:pianotech@ptg.org">pianotech@ptg.org</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Wednesday, February 13, =
2002 10:04
AM</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> Re: cat on the =
lid</DIV>
<DIV><BR></DIV><FONT face=arial,helvetica><FONT size=2>In a =
message dated
02/13/2002 8:58:49 AM Eastern Standard Time, <A
href="mailto:doepke@fwi.com">doepke@fwi.com</A> writes: <BR><BR><BR>
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TYPE="CITE"><BR>Colleges, <BR>How may a client keep her cat from =
jumping
onto the lid of her baby grand in <BR>order to look outside? ( =
no rude
replies, please...although several do come <BR>to mind)
<BR><BR></BLOCKQUOTE><BR><BR>Put a large Bulldog on the lid first. =
Ooops
not supposed to be rude. Sorry. (or a Pit Bull) <BR><BR>Bob
Bergantino</FONT> </FONT></BLOCKQUOTE></BODY></HTML>