<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; = charset=us-ascii"> <META content="MSHTML 5.50.4611.1300" name=GENERATOR></HEAD> <BODY bgColor=#ffffff> <DIV>Can't resist deleting it!  :>)</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>jeannie</DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE> <DIV class=OutlookMessageHeader dir=ltr align=left>-----Original Message----- From: = owner-pianotech@ptg.org [mailto:owner-pianotech@ptg.org]On Behalf Of Greg Newell Sent: Monday, November 19, 2001 10:07 = AM To: pianotech@ptg.org; Tech, Master Piano Tech; University Technicians, = College and; humor list Subject: [Fwd: Fw: Training Courses for Women] </DIV>  <DIV style="BACKGROUND: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%" = #cccccc\?>-Could not resist passing this along</DIV> <DIV style="BACKGROUND: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%" #cccccc\?> </DIV> <DIV style="BACKGROUND: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%" #cccccc\?> </DIV> <DIV style="BACKGROUND: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%" #cccccc\?> </DIV>Subject: Training Courses for WomenMessage-ID: ?003c01c16d34$135eee40$1300000a@baybox?  ?? ? Women think they already = know everything, but wait, training courses ??are ?? ? ? now available for women = on the following subjects: ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone = Before ?? ? ? = ?? ? ? 2. The Undiscovered Side = of Banking: Making Deposits ?? ? ? ?? = ? ? 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 4. Man Management: Minor = Household Chores Can Wait until After The ??Game ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 5. Bathroom Etiquette I: = Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too. ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 6. Bathroom Etiquette = II: His Razor is His ?? ? ? ?? ? = ? 7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the = First ?? ? ? = ?? ? ? 8. Communication Skills = II: Thinking Before Speaking ?? ? ? ?? = ? ? 9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without = Nagging ?? ? ? = ?? ? ? 10. Driving a Car = Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire ?? ? ? ?? = ? ? 11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 12. Introduction to Parking ?? ? ? ?? ? = ? 13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 14. Water Retention: = Fact or Fat ?? = ? ? ?? ? = ? 15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter = ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 16. Cooking II: Bran and = Tofu are Not for Human Consumption ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other = People ?? ? ? = ?? ? ? 18. Compliments: = Accepting Them Gracefully ?? ? ? ?? ? = ? 19. PMS: Your Problem . .. . Not His ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 21. Classic Clothing: = Wearing Outfits You Already Have ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice ?? ? ? ?? ? = ? 23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together = ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 24. Oil and Petrol: Your = Car Needs Both (not just tissues and air ?? ? ?  = fresheners) ?? ? ? = ?? ? ? 25. TV Remotes: For Men Only ?? = ? ? ?? ? = ? 26. Getting ready to go out: Start the day before. ?? ? ? ?? ? ?  Please register = immediately as courses are in great demand. </BLOCKQUOTE></BODY></HTML>