<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; = charset=iso-8859-1"> <META content="MSHTML 6.00.2800.1141" name=GENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=#ffffff> <DIV><SPAN class=062242103-18042003><FONT color=#0000ff = size=2>Yes, he's very poopular at parties.</FONT></SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=062242103-18042003><FONT color=#0000ff size=2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=062242103-18042003><FONT color=#0000ff = size=2>Alan Barnard</FONT></SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=062242103-18042003><FONT color=#0000ff = size=2>Grateful No One Dumps On My Crappy Pianos in Salem, MO</FONT></SPAN></DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr style="MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"> <DIV class=OutlookMessageHeader dir=ltr align=left><FONT = face=Tahoma size=2>-----Original Message-----<BR><B>From:</B> = pianotech-bounces@ptg.org [mailto:pianotech-bounces@ptg.org]<B>On Behalf Of </B>Joe And Penny Goss<BR><B>Sent:</B> Thursday, April 17, 2003 9:38 PM<BR><B>To:</B> Pianotech<BR><B>Subject:</B> Re: Anyone need a = job?<BR><BR></FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Rob, </FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Mother dubs you king of pun. Great = posty! Still grinning ear to ear.</FONT></DIV> <DIV>Joe Goss<BR><A href="mailto:imatunr@srvinet.com">imatunr@srvinet.com</A><BR><A = href="http://www.mothergoosetools.com">www.mothergoosetools.com</A></DI= V> <BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; = BORDER-LEFT: #000000 2px solid; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message ----- </DIV> <DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial; font-color: = black"><B>From:</B> <A title=rrg@unlv.edu href="mailto:rrg@unlv.edu">Robert = Goodale</A> </DIV> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A = title=pianotech@ptg.org href="mailto:pianotech@ptg.org">Pianotech</A> </DIV> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Thursday, April 17, = 2003 5:02 PM</DIV> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> Re: Anyone need a = job?</DIV> <DIV><BR></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2>Talk about a real crappy job, this one hits = the fan!   It could prove to be a pile of work.  I'd = say that urine for some trouble.  I hope it doesn't turn out to be = a smear campaign.  Before you take the big plunge have the = hindsight to bring along some professional strength "liquid tuner".  If you see the guy who did it I'd suggest giving = him a good wippen.  What a squatter!  I guess you might say that = his performance really stinks.  Of course that would = explain his wanting to practice tinkling on the ivories.  I suppose as = long as it all came out in the end.  Maybe he just prefers a stool over = a piano bench.  Well it sounds like you've got a leg up on things but = I'm glad you gave us the scoop.  By the way, if some of the keys don't = work you might want to try giving them a little "jiggle".</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2>Is this getting to be a little too = much to digest?</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2>Rob Goodale, RPT</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2>Las Vegas, NV</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; = BORDER-LEFT: #000000 2px solid; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>The local hospital has four = pianos which I have been servicing regularly for a number of years. One grand old = upright in the extended care terminally ill lock-in area, had an old alzheimer-afflicted patient, who was in a hurry to get to the = toilet, mistook the keybed for a toilet seat, and defecated all over it. </FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>I'm booked every day until next = week. They have offered me unlimited budget. I haven't seen it yet. I have = warned not to put water on it. They also will supply rubber gloves, white = coat, and face mask.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>In 25 years in the piano = industry, this is the worst yet. </FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Happy Easter, list.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Kenny Finlayson, RPT</FONT></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE></BODY></HTML>