<!doctype html public "-//w3c//dtd html 4.0 transitional//en"> <html> <body bgcolor="#FFFFFF">   <div style="BACKGROUND: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%" #cccccc\?>-Could not resist passing this along</div> <div style="BACKGROUND: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%" #cccccc\?> </div> <div style="BACKGROUND: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%" #cccccc\?> </div> <div style="BACKGROUND: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%" #cccccc\?> </div> Subject: Training Courses for WomenMessage-ID: ?003c01c16d34$135eee40$1300000a@baybox?  ?? ? Women think they already know everything, but wait, training courses ??are ?? ? ? now available for women on the following subjects: ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After The ??Game ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too. ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 12. Introduction to Parking ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 19. PMS: Your Problem . .. . Not His ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 24. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both (not just tissues and air ?? ? ?  fresheners) ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 25. TV Remotes: For Men Only ?? ? ? ?? ? ? 26. Getting ready to go out: Start the day before. ?? ? ? ?? ? ?  Please register immediately as courses are in great demand. </body> </html>