<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; = charset=iso-8859-1"> <META content="MSHTML 5.50.4522.1800" name=GENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=#ffffff> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Gosh!! another lurker.  Your name = isn't in the directory.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>No problem.  I take it that you = are canydian due to your spelling of Humor.  I like to know who and where the = posts are from.  Not that I want to come beat the crap out of you,  I = just find it interesting to know  the source.  I actually liked your = post.  If we can make fun of each other we can be fast friends, = right?</FONT></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>I don't think canadians invented = velcro.  Wasn't that invented by black parents who put it on the ceiling to keep = their kids from jumping on the bed????  OMG! now I'm in trouble with the politically correct crowd.  Most of my black friends realize that = when I make fun of them,  that means I really care about them.  = The PC crowd can go fish.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Carl Meyer</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2></FONT> </DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; = BORDER-LEFT: #000000 2px solid; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message ----- </DIV> <DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial; font-color: = black"><B>From:</B> <A title=moffattr@cadvision.com = href="mailto:moffattr@cadvision.com">Robert Moffatt</A> </DIV> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A title=MPT@talklist.com = href="mailto:MPT@talklist.com">MPT</A> ; <A = title=pianotech@ptg.org href="mailto:pianotech@ptg.org">pianotech@ptg.org</A> </DIV> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Wednesday, July 04, 2001 = 3:22 PM</DIV> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> So, what do Canadians = have to be proud of?</DIV> <DIV><BR></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Hope you see the humour in this ;~) = </FONT></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Bob</FONT></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2>Subject: So, what do Canadians = have to be proud of?<BR><BR>1. Smarties<BR>2. Crispy Crunch & Coffee = Crisp<BR>3. The size of our footballs fields and one less Down<BR>4. Baseball is Canadian<BR>5. Lacrosse is Canadian<BR>6. Hockey is Canadian<BR>7. = Basketball is Canadian<BR>8. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass<BR>9. Tim Hortons = kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass<BR>10. In the war of 1812, started by America, = Canadians pushed the Americans<BR>back...past their 'White House'. Then we = burned it... and most of<BR>Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie = who was insane and<BR>hammered all the time.We got bored because they ran = away, so we came home<BR>and partied<BR>11. Canada has the largest French = population that never surrendered to<BR>Germany.<BR>12. We have the largest English = population that never ever surrendered or<BR>withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.<BR>13. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little = over an hour.<BR>14. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American<BR>mercenary who slept in and missed the whole thing...but = showed up just in<BR>time to get caught.<BR>15. We knew plaid was cool far = before Seattle caught on.<BR>16. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% = of the earth's surface and<BR>is still around as the worlds oldest = company<BR>17. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human = in<BR>under 3 minutes.<BR>18. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.<BR>19. We don't marry our kin-folk.<BR>20. We invented = ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin,<BR>zambonis, the = telephone, and short wave radios.<BR>21. We ALL have frozen our tongues to = something metal and lived to tell<BR>about it.<BR>BUT MOST IMPORTANT!<BR>22. = ....the handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands = with<BR>mitts on.<BR><BR>Oh yeah, and our elections only take one day.<BR></FONT></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></BODY></HTML>