<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD><TITLE>Fwd: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Updated = Versi</TITLE> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; = charset=iso-8859-1"> <STYLE type=text/css>BLOCKQUOTE { MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0px } DL { MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0px } UL { MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0px } OL { MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0px } LI { MARGIN-TOP: 0px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0px } </STYLE> <META content="MSHTML 5.50.4134.600" name=GENERATOR></HEAD> <BODY bgColor=#ffffff> <DIV><FONT size=2>Excellent post; = equal representation</FONT><FONT size=2> for all.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2>Brooks Weisman RPT</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT size=2>Arcata & Napa CA</FONT></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; = BORDER-LEFT: #000000 2px solid; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message ----- </DIV> <DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial; font-color: = black"><B>From:</B> <A title=yardbird@sover.net href="mailto:yardbird@sover.net">Bill = Ballard</A> </DIV> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A = title=pianotech@ptg.org href="mailto:pianotech@ptg.org">pianotech@ptg.org</A> </DIV> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Friday, November 17, 2000 = 9:14 PM</DIV> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> Fwd: Why Did the = Chicken Cross the Road? Updated Version</DIV> <DIV><BR></DIV> <DIV><BR></DIV> <DIV><BR></DIV> <DIV>QUESTION:  Why did the chicken cross the  road?</DIV> <DIV><BR></DIV> <DIV>ANSWERS:</DIV> <DIV><BR></DIV> <DIV>VICE PRESIDENT  GORE</DIV> <DIV>I fight for the  chickens and I am fighting for the  = chickens right now. I</DIV> <DIV>will not give up on the chickens  crossing the road!  I = will fight for the</DIV> <DIV>chickens and I will not  disappoint them.</DIV> <DIV><BR></DIV> <DIV>GOVERNOR GEORGE W. BUSH</DIV> <DIV>I don't believe we need to get the chickens across the  = road.  I say give</DIV> <DIV>the road to the chickens and let them decide.  The = government needs to</DIV> <DIV>let go of strangling the chickens so  they can get across = the road.</DIV> <DIV><BR></DIV> <DIV>SENATOR LIEBERMAN</DIV> <DIV>I believe that every chicken has the right to worship their = God  in their</DIV> <DIV>own way.  Crossing the road is a spiritual journey and no = chicken should</DIV> <DIV>be denied the right to cross the road in their own  = way.</DIV> <DIV><BR></DIV> <DIV>SECRETARY CHENEY</DIV> <DIV>Chickens are big-time because they have wings. They could fly if they</DIV> <DIV>wanted to.  Chickens don't want to cross the road. They = don't need</DIV> <DIV>help crossing the road.  In fact, I'm not interested in crossing the road</DIV> <DIV>myself.</DIV> <DIV><BR></DIV> <DIV>RALPH NADER</DIV> <DIV>Chickens are misled into  believing there is a road by  = the evil tiremakers. Chickens aren't ignorant, but our society pays tiremakers to create the  need for these roads and then = lures chickens into believing there is an advantage to crossing = them.  Down with the roads,  up with chickens.</DIV> <DIV><BR></DIV> <DIV>PAT BUCHANAN</DIV> <DIV>To steal a job from  a decent, hardworking American.</DIV> <DIV><BR></DIV> <DIV>JERRY FALWELL</DIV> <DIV>Because the chicken  was gay! Isn't it obvious?  Can't = you people see the</DIV> <DIV>plain truth in front of your face?  The chicken was going to = the "other side." That's what  "they" call it-the "other side." Yes, = my friends, that chicken is gay.   And, if you eat that = chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we = sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with = seemingly harmless phrases like  "the other side."  That chicken = should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that.</DIV> <DIV><BR></DIV> <DIV>GRANDPA</DIV> <DIV>In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. = Someone</DIV> <DIV>told us that the chicken crossed the road, and  that was = good enough for  us.</DIV> <DIV><BR></DIV> <DIV>RONALD REAGAN</DIV> <DIV>What chicken?</DIV> <DIV><BR></DIV> <DIV>CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK</DIV> <DIV>To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.</DIV> <DIV><BR></DIV> <DIV>FREUD</DIV> <DIV>The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken = crossed  the road</DIV> <DIV>reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.</DIV> <DIV><BR></DIV> <DIV>BILL GATES</DIV> <DIV>I have just released  eChicken 2000, which will not only = cross roads, but</DIV> <DIV>will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your = checkbook -and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.</DIV> <DIV><BR></DIV> <DIV>BILL CLINTON</DIV> <DIV>I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by "chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please?</DIV> <DIV><BR></DIV> <DIV><BR></DIV> <DIV>GEORGE BUSH  Sr</DIV> <DIV>I don't think I should have to answer that question.</DIV> <DIV><BR></DIV> <DIV>COLONEL SANDERS I missed one?</DIV> <DIV><BR></DIV> = <DIV>=====================Thank= s for laughing</DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></BODY></HTML>