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<dd>For obvious reasons, I couldn't resist sending this. My apologies!
:-)<br><br>
<dd>Avery <br><br>
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<dd>Subject:</b> Time to get the firewood ready!<br><br>
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<dd><font face="Arial Narrow, Helvetica" size=4 color="#010101">Hello, is
this the Sheriff's office?"<br>
<dd>"Yes." "I'm calling to report about
my neighbor Virgil Smith. He is<br>
<dd>hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"> >
>>> "Thank you very much for the call,
sir."<br>
<dd>The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house.<br>
<dd>They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they
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<dd>bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at
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<dd>Virgil and leave.<br><br>
<dd>The phone rings at Virgil's house.<br>
<dd>"Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff
come?"<br>
<dd>"Yeah!"<br>
<dd>"Did they chop your firewood?"<br>
<dd>"Yep."<br>
<dd>"Happy Birthday, buddy!"<br>
<dd> (Who says rednecks aren't real bright!)?<br>
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