<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> <STYLE></STYLE> <META content="MSHTML 6.00.2900.2873" name=GENERATOR></HEAD> <BODY id=MailContainerBody style="PADDING-LEFT: 10px; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 11pt; COLOR: #000000; BORDER-TOP-STYLE: none; PADDING-TOP: 15px; FONT-STYLE: normal; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; BORDER-RIGHT-STYLE: none; BORDER-LEFT-STYLE: none; TEXT-DECORATION: none; BORDER-BOTTOM-STYLE: none" bgColor=#ffffff leftMargin=0 topMargin=0 name="Compose message area" CanvasTabStop="true" acc_role="text"> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=3>"Hi this is the Funny Farm calling.  I hear there's a piao tuner on the tech list who needs to come here for a vacation.  It's been said that they imagine that pianos are talking.  We can help by:</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=3>adjusting any loose screws both action and plate</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=3>adjusting any wobbling </FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=3>we can offer medicine to help with squeeks and nocks</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=3>call us today and remember, overwork and pulling strings up to far leads to us calling you."</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=3></FONT> </DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #000000 2px solid; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message ----- </DIV> <DIV style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial; font-color: black"><B>From:</B> <A title=jimfrazee@msn.com href="mailto:jimfrazee@msn.com">James H Frazee</A> </DIV> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A title=pianotech@ptg.org href="mailto:pianotech@ptg.org">Pianotech List</A> </DIV> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Tuesday, June 13, 2006 7:28 AM</DIV> <DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> Re: Customer answering machine (A script)</DIV> <DIV><BR></DIV> <DIV> <DIV>"Hi, this is your piano calling, yeah, your piano.  I know we don't talk much but I really do wish you'd call Carman for me.  I haven't seen him in a long time and we have some stuff we need to get done.  His number is 555-1212 . . . I'd really appreciate it.  Thanks!  Now come in the living room and let's play some . . ."</DIV></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></BODY></HTML>