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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>It would probably flatten the conductor, who, after
having been TARRED and feathered for being so perverse as to stand in front
of a charging piano, would then have to be, ah, PITCH razed. But, no
problem.......he would have been wearing the helmet that the slow bicyclist
SHOULD have worn at the time of the original experiement. </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Just my 7.5 cents worth, adjusted for seasonal
humdity changes, of course.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Robin (it's beeb a slow Saturday)
Blankenship</FONT></DIV>
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style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><o:p><FONT
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style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></FONT> <FONT
face="Times New Roman" color=black size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">You
would want to shove the piano directly at the conductor at 3.4 mph.
<BR>Would that sufficiently flatten the conductor? <BR>Amy<BR><BR><A
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