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<P>Hey, that's nuttin' ... I'm about to market a Do-It-Yourself Home Root Canal kit.</P>
<P>Step One: To take the edge off the pain, first squeeze the juice from two bottles of Scotch ...</P>
<P>A little more sherioushly -- people are going to buy that nonsense, try it, and feel that THEY have failed. What a rip.<BR><BR>Alan Barnard<BR>Salem, MO<BR>Joshua 24:15<BR><BR><BR><BR></P>
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Original message<BR>From: PJR <PRYAN2@THE-BEACH.NET><BR>To: "Pianotech List" <PIANOTECH@PTG.ORG><BR>Received: 07/16/2006 6:40:42 AM<BR>Subject: You gotta smile!<BR><BR>
<P align=left>Checking out ebay and ran across this...... a plectrum/credit card and matchstick????????<BR><BR><A class=moz-txt-link-freetext href="http://cgi.ebay.com/piano-tuning-made-easy-for-beginners-DIY-at-home-on-dvd_W0QQitemZ200007272904QQihZ010QQcategoryZ38101QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem">http://cgi.ebay.com/piano-tuning-made-easy-for-beginners-DIY-at-home-on-dvd_W0QQitemZ200007272904QQihZ010QQcategoryZ38101QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem</A><BR></P>
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