<html><body> <DIV>Overheard in a piano store:  yeah, we had our piano tuned a few years ago...there was something about the tuner...he was either blind or deaf....(to wife) honey, was our tuner deaf or blind?</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>I swear this really happened.  </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV></body></html>