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<P>Since you asked, a pun for you!</P>
<P>And (just for fun) we'll rhyme it, too ...</P>
<P> </P>
<P>Ode to Supergoo</P>
<P> ... with apologies to anyone who ever wrote a poem.</P>
<P> </P>
<P>Created in Canada, at the U of O,</P>
<P>By a middlin' student, don't you know,</P>
<P>His product was graded and named the same day</P>
<P>When his teacher said, "You get a C, eh."</P>
<P> </P>
<P>"But, Sir, it's a glue and so very much more.</P>
<P>I'm sorry you got yourself stuck to that door."</P>
<P>"It's the grade you deserve," the teacher retorted,</P>
<P>"I'm going to insist that you be deported!"</P>
<P> </P>
<P>So down to the States, our young man fled,</P>
<P>He met P. Anna Tooner, and soon they were wed.</P>
<P>Thus do we see (no need for a clue),</P>
<P>How techs aquired that wonderful glue.</P>
<P> </P>
<P>This is the stuff that saves old pianos,</P>
<P>This wonder from the chemical family cyano's.</P>
<P>So very useful, it's worth a king's ransom ...</P>
<P>Now please help me get free of this &%$#*ed Gulbranssen!</P>
<P> </P>
<P>Cyan O'Crylic, known far and wide,</P>
<P>Distant cousin of Cy Anide,</P>
<P>Both have uses, don't you see?</P>
<P>Better living (or not) through chemistry.</P>
<P> </P>
<P>Alan Barnard<BR>Salem, MO<BR>Joshua 24:15<BR><BR><BR><BR></P>
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Original message<BR>From: piannaman@aol.com<BR>To: pianotech@ptg.org<BR>Received: 10/06/2006 11:12:33 AM<BR>Subject: Re: CA Conference<BR><BR>
<DIV align=left>I knew some of you punny guys would take me to task on this one...now where's Alan "PunzRus" Barnard's entry?</DIV>
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<DIV>Getting a legitimate response to my original post will take some real stick-toitiveness. </DIV>
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<DIV>Keep yer schnozzes outta da glue bucket, </DIV>
<DIV> </DIV>
<DIV style="CLEAR: both">Dave Stahl<BR><BR>Dave Stahl Piano Service<BR>650-224-3560<BR>dstahlpiano@sbcglobal.net<BR>http://dstahlpiano.net/<BR><BR><BR><BR></DIV>
<DIV> </DIV> <BR>-----Original Message-----<BR>From: lclgcnp@yahoo.com<BR>To: cy@shusterpiano.com; pianotech@ptg.org<BR>Sent: Fri, 6 Oct 2006 8:45 AM<BR>Subject: Re: CA Conference<BR><BR>
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<DIV class=AOLPlainTextBody id=AOLMsgPart_0_9c63c2e3-e42b-4739-85e9-366af73b43d9><PRE><TT>That's a rather sticky question.
Thump
--- Cy Shuster <<A href="mailto:cy%40shusterpiano.com">cy@shusterpiano.com</A>> wrote:
> Will thin, medium, and gel types all be
> demonstrated?
>
> --anon--
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: <A href="mailto:piannaman%40aol.com">piannaman@aol.com</A>
> To: <A href="mailto:pianotech%40ptg.org">pianotech@ptg.org</A>
> Sent: Friday, October 06, 2006 8:02 AM
> Subject: CA Conference
>
>
> I'm hoping that some, many, or most of you on
> this list can make it to the CA conference in 2007.
> It runs from Feb. 8-11-2007. The location is pretty
> spectacular, with a view right out on the SF Bay and
> airport. The lineup of instructors is world class.
> Details are posted and printed elsewhere. I, or
> someone else, will post a website address for your
> perusal.
>
> Dave Stahl
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