<HTML><HEAD><TITLE>HTML Message</TITLE> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; charset=windows-1252"> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY style="BORDER-TOP-STYLE: none; BORDER-RIGHT-STYLE: none; BORDER-LEFT-STYLE: none; BORDER-BOTTOM-STYLE: none"> What I really want is a button on my computer that, when depressed (or when I'm depressed), immediately sends a command signal to the computer of whomsoever I decide is a low-life spammer, the receiving computer then delivers about a 50 Gigglevolt shot directly to the testicles (or equivalent tender parts) of said slime-ball, resulting in serious death, or worse, and then he'd get a popup message giving him a very stern talking to and a fabulous opportunity to invest in a Nigerian Viagra mine! Maybe, just maybe I shouldn't be trusted with all that power.   Say, we could require the federal courts and a congressional oversight committee to approve each zapping. This would reduce the violence, but also the effectiveness of the program because nothing would get done until said slimy creep spammer has already died of old age--as well as his great, great grandchildren. The Unknown Cynic Salem, MO </BODY></HTML>