<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; charset=US-ASCII"> <META content="MSHTML 6.00.5730.11" name=GENERATOR></HEAD> <BODY id=role_body style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: Arial" bottomMargin=7 leftMargin=7 topMargin=7 rightMargin=7><FONT id=role_document face=Arial color=#000000 size=2> <DIV>I was in a music room in the basement of a church, working on the director's piano, and I'm listening to a piano lesson being given in an adjacent room. The piano was badly out of tune, and I felt sorry for little Johnny who was trying to get some decent sounding music out of the damn thing. After the lesson the teacher, a young European lady, came into my room and asked for my business card. When I asked her when that piano was last tuned, she said a couple of months ago. When I asked who the tuner was, she said, "I did it myself. I thought to myself, "STICK TO PIANO TEACHING!!!!!"</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Jesse Gitnik</DIV> <DIV>NYC</DIV> <DIV>Since 1980</DIV></FONT></BODY></HTML>