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<DIV>OK, </DIV>
<DIV>I'm in, I can tell jokes on any subject for hours, most of them need
cleaning up though so that will limit me on line.</DIV>
<DIV>This guy walks into a bar.</DIV>
<DIV>"Hey bartender, wanna hear a piano tech joke?'</DIV>
<DIV>Bartender says " Ya see that guy over there playing pool? The guy with the
tattoos and a big old knife on his hip, just layed that other dude out with a
pool que?</DIV>
<DIV>He's a piano tech" </DIV>
<DIV>"Oh, I see."</DIV>
<DIV>"How about my bouncer, over by the door, 22" biceps, diamond earring, see
him there?"</DIV>
<DIV>"Uh, yes sir, I do."</DIV>
<DIV>"He's a piano tech."</DIV>
<DIV>Just then the bartender pulls out a Charles Fulk ( Chuck loves 18 year old
single malts ) titanium tuning hammer and slams it down on the mahogany bar
EXACTLY 15.2 mm from the guys knuckle.</DIV>
<DIV>"WOW man that's close, can you move it out to 17 or so."</DIV>
<DIV>"AND I'M A PIANO TECHNICIAN, do you still want to tell a piano tech joke in
here"</DIV>
<DIV>"No way man, I'd have to tell it three times."</DIV>
<DIV>Fenton</DIV>
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message ----- </DIV>
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style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial; font-color: black"><B>From:</B>
<A title=Erwinspiano@aol.com
href="mailto:Erwinspiano@aol.com">Erwinspiano@aol.com</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A title=pianotech@ptg.org
href="mailto:pianotech@ptg.org">pianotech@ptg.org</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Sunday, February 18, 2007 6:43
PM</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> Re: etd's and ears (just trying
to lighten up the conversation)</DIV>
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<DIV> <STRONG><EM><FONT size=3> I Love good humor when we get sooo
serious. Funny stuff</FONT></EM></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><EM><FONT size=3> Loved it, Ric</FONT></EM></STRONG></DIV>
<DIV><STRONG><EM><FONT size=3> Dale</FONT></EM></STRONG></DIV>
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size=2>Grin... then I am sure this imaginary fellow will be happy to let the
<BR>new computer automated drivers take over the wheel for
him.<BR><BR>Imaginanonmouse<BR><BR><BR><BR> An Imagined
Conversation.<BR><BR> - Hello?<BR> - Hello, I am
looking for someone to tune my piano.<BR> - Yes, I would be
happy to make an appointment.<BR> - First, I would like to ask
a few questions about your work.<BR> - Certainly.<BR>
- Do you use an automobile or do you walk to your customers' home
?<BR> - Well, both, I do use an automobile, and park it in the
driveway, then<BR> walk from there to your door and into your
living room.<BR> - Well, I am very skeptical of service people
who use mechanical<BR> devices.<BR> - I suppose I
could walk the entire distance from my home to yours, but<BR>
it would take me longer and I would end up at the same place.<BR>
- The last tuner drove his automobile into my flower garden, so that
is<BR> why I am skeptical.<BR> - Possibly he did
not know how to operate it properly. Again, I can<BR> assure
you that I operate my automobile competently.<BR> - Well,
thanks anyway, but I would be more comfortable with someone who<BR>
doesn't depend on devices.<BR></FONT></BLOCKQUOTE></DIV>
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