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<DIV>Why didn't the customer bring along a piano technician to the store when
she bought the piano?</DIV>
<DIV>Any how come the lady didn't notice the piano's faults until she had it
delivered?</DIV>
<DIV>Hey, the store talked her into getting an un-prepped Pearl River (are
there ANY OTHER KINDS of Pearl Rivers?), now let them suffer the
consequences.</DIV>
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<DIV>Jesse Gitnik</DIV>
<DIV>Since 1980</DIV></FONT></BODY></HTML>