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<DIV>Some customers say the darndest things or ask loaded questions, and here
are some responses I've thought of through the years that I avoid saying.
When asked. "Could you really make a living from this?" I feel like saying, "No
-- I'm on welfare, food stamps, Medicaid, and Section 8." "Do you do this ALL
the time?" "Actually, no. I take out 5 minutes every day to eat, sleep, and go
to the bathroom." Is this your full time job?" "I do it only part time. My
real job is chief neurosurgeon at New York Hospital." "Is it a decent piano?"
"Actually, if it were as horse, I'd have to shoot it. It really needs only two
things - -a gallon of gasoline and a cigarette lighter." "My children don't need
a really good piano - -they're not professional pianists." "Well, if you hold on
to this piano they'll SURELY NEVER BECOME professional
pianists."</DIV>
<DIV>"What do you have to do to become a piano tuner and technician?" "You have
to be musical, mechanical, and mentally ill, so that make me perfect for the
job!" </DIV>
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<DIV>Jesse Gitnik</DIV>
<DIV>NYC</DIV>
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