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Dang, this quote manages to insult the intelligence of both women AND the<br>
elderly, all in one fell swoop. The Albert sure was an efficient
guy. Or<br>
maybe it's all relative.......... (Or maybe he was only insulting
his own <br>
relatives.)<br>
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> You never truly understand something until you can explain it to your<br>
> grandmother. --Albert Einstein<br>
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Annie Grieshop<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:
12.0pt'>Hi Annie,<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:
12.0pt'>Here's another for you from ol' Albert, maybe it's not as insulting?<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:
12.0pt'>Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S
relativity. -- Albert Einstein<o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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Mike<br clear=all>
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<font color=navy><span style='color:navy'>Whilst we are quoting the great man,
how about this one:</span></font><o:p></o:p></span></font></p>
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<p class=MsoNormal><font size=3 face="Times New Roman"><span style='font-size:
12.0pt'><a href="http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/482.html"
title="Click for further information about this quotation">The secret to
creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.</a></span></font><font size=2
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