<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; charset=UTF-8"> <META content="MSHTML 6.00.6000.16587" name=GENERATOR></HEAD> <BODY id=role_body style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: #000000; FONT-FAMILY: Arial" bottomMargin=7 leftMargin=7 topMargin=7 rightMargin=7><FONT id=role_document face=Arial color=#000000 size=2> <DIV>LOLOL.........a great laugh for a Sunday morning.   Thanks for posting this.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Tony Bajada</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> <DIV>In a message dated 1/20/2008 9:02:09 A.M. Pacific Standard Time, tvaktvak@sbcglobal.net writes:</DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: blue 2px solid"><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" face=Arial color=#000000 size=2>List<BR><BR>Here is an ad for a "Free Yamaha Organ" that is<BR>currently on craigslist here in Chicago.   The owner<BR>of the organ undoubtedly works in advertising!  <BR><BR>FREE YAMAHA ORGAN<BR><BR>Do you have a large gaping space in your house that<BR>just screams put an organ here? Do you want to look<BR>artistic to friends and family? Do you need somewhere<BR>to set plants? Do you need somewhere to store those<BR>miscellaneous items that have no use in your home?<BR>Everything that you cannot get rid of will eventually<BR>end up on this organ, and it’s free. <BR><BR>Look no further, I offer you, for free, a Yamaha<BR>Electone two tier organ. Yes, not one but two full<BR>tiers of keys for your playing enjoyment. Do you want<BR>an instrument that only church choirs know how to<BR>play? Please give a loving home to this instrument and<BR>help us get our family room back? You can be the lucky<BR>recipient to take away this deluxe, heavier than hell,<BR>organ. Not only does it make a great space-taker, but<BR>it also plays music, yes, I was surprised too. It is<BR>the same music that Jesus loves. Did I mention that<BR>it’s free? You too can get the music once reserved for<BR>churches and cults in your own home. At this price,<BR>this is an opportunity you cannot afford to miss. <BR><BR>It also includes a bench. The bench has concealed<BR>storage, great for storing all manner of religious<BR>objects, wafers, music books, cookies, toys, an<BR>occasional sandwich and small corpses. No overly<BR>annoying organ is complete without this uncomfortable<BR>wooden bench. After sitting on this bench for an hour<BR>you will realize why God only makes you attend church<BR>once a week. It comes with the lovely organ at no<BR>additional charge! <BR><BR>It is amazing how many uses this organ has. And it can<BR>be yours free, no hidden costs, charges or fees. I<BR>mean it. All you have to do is come and pick it up. So<BR>do you have a hole in your life that you feel can only<BR>be filled by an abstract instrument? Do you long for<BR>music that makes you yearn for the sound of static? If<BR>so please, please come take this thing. Did I mention<BR>it’s free. <BR></FONT></BLOCKQUOTE></DIV></FONT><BR><BR><BR><DIV><FONT style="color: black; font: normal 10pt ARIAL, SAN-SERIF;"><HR style="MARGIN-TOP: 10px">Start the year off right. <A title="http://body.aol.com/fitness/winter-exercise?NCID=aolcmp00300000002489" href="http://body.aol.com/fitness/winter-exercise?NCID=aolcmp00300000002489" target="_blank">Easy ways to stay in shape</A> in the new year. </FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>