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<div><font face="Arial" color="#000000">Here is an ad for a "Free
Yamaha Organ" that is<br>
currently on craigslist here in Chicago. The owner<br>
of the organ undoubtedly works in advertising! <br>
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FREE YAMAHA ORGAN<br>
<br>
Do you have a large gaping space in your house that<br>
just screams put an organ here? Do you want to look<br>
artistic to friends and family? Do you need somewhere<br>
to set plants? Do you need somewhere to store those<br>
miscellaneous items that have no use in your home?<br>
Everything that you cannot get rid of will eventually<br>
end up on this organ, and it's free.<br>
<br>
Look no further, I offer you, for free, a Yamaha<br>
Electone two tier organ. Yes, not one but two full<br>
tiers of keys for your playing enjoyment. Do you want<br>
an instrument that only church choirs know how to<br>
play? Please give a loving home to this instrument and<br>
help us get our family room back? You can be the lucky<br>
recipient to take away this deluxe, heavier than hell,<br>
organ. Not only does it make a great space-taker, but<br>
it also plays music, yes, I was surprised too. It is<br>
the same music that Jesus loves. Did I mention that<br>
it's free? You too can get the music once reserved for<br>
churches and cults in your own home. At this price,<br>
this is an opportunity you cannot afford to miss.<br>
<br>
It also includes a bench. The bench has concealed<br>
storage, great for storing all manner of religious<br>
objects, wafers, music books, cookies, toys, an<br>
occasional sandwich and small corpses. No overly<br>
annoying organ is complete without this uncomfortable<br>
wooden bench. After sitting on this bench for an hour<br>
you will realize why God only makes you attend church<br>
once a week. It comes with the lovely organ at no<br>
additional charge!<br>
<br>
It is amazing how many uses this organ has. And it can<br>
be yours free, no hidden costs, charges or fees. I<br>
mean it. All you have to do is come and pick it up. So<br>
do you have a hole in your life that you feel can only<br>
be filled by an abstract instrument? Do you long for<br>
music that makes you yearn for the sound of static? If<br>
so please, please come take this thing. Did I mention<br>
it's free.</font></div>
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