<HTML><HEAD> <META charset=US-ASCII http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; charset=US-ASCII"> <META content="MSHTML 6.00.2800.1106" name=GENERATOR></HEAD> <BODY style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"> <DIV>Greetings,</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>        When tuning in a nursing home once, some old woman asked. "What is she doing?" Others around her told her that I was tuning the piano, then she kept saying, "No, No...She's trying to <EM>play</EM> the piano and well....quite frankly, she <EM>can't</EM>." She kept yelling over to me, "Hey there, you can stop now " and that I have no talent. </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> People kept telling her I was tuning.  She insisted that I was trying to play it and couldn't. When I played an arpeggiated chord to test a top octave note, she obnoxiously clapped and said "Well!,,,now!... <EM>that</EM> sounded like something!...then I went back to tuning the unison, and she sarcastically said, "Ok!  that's it, everybody, show's over, that was it, wasn't that great?...she kept her vocalising till the tuning was done. It was a scream!</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Julia</DIV> <DIV>Reading, PA</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV><BR><BR><BR><DIV><FONT style="color: black; font: normal 10pt ARIAL, SAN-SERIF;"><HR style="MARGIN-TOP: 10px">Who's never won? <A title="http://music.aol.com/grammys/pictures/never-won-a-grammy?NCID=aolcmp00300000002548" href="http://music.aol.com/grammys/pictures/never-won-a-grammy?NCID=aolcmp00300000002548" target="_blank">Biggest Grammy Award surprises of all time on AOL Music.</A></FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>