<WBR>A while back, just before he died, Michael Landon appeared on the Johnny Carson Show and read a "Road Kill" menu. Shortly afterwards, while we were on a trip, my wife and I, along with our two boys, came up with a Piano Technician's Menu. Enjoy. <br>
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<div style="CLEAR: both">Willem (Wim) Blees, RPT<br>
Piano Tuner/Technician<br>
Honolulu, HI<br>
Author of <br>
The Business of Piano Tuning<br>
available from Potter Press<br>
www.pianotuning.com<br>
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<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face="impact, sans-serif" size=3><STRONG>Piano Technician’s Menu</STRONG></FONT></div>
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<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3><STRONG>Drinks</STRONG></FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>Your choice of balance or front rail punch</FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>A Diminished 5<SUP>th</SUP> of Jack Daniels</FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>Egg Knob</FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>A Case of Beer</FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>So-La-Ti (our special blend of herb tea)</FONT></div>
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<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3><STRONG>Appetizers (Hors D’oeuvres)</STRONG></FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>Stuffed Mushroom Capstans</FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>Deep Fried Soundboard Buttons</FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>String cheese</FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>Egg Drop Screw Soup</FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>Southern Fried Key Buttons</FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>Marinated Monkey</FONT></div>
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<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3><STRONG>Miscellaneous ( A LA Cart)</STRONG></FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>Stack of Pancakes</FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>Treble String Beans</FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>Lettuce Wedge</FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>Key Bed of Spinach</FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>Sour “do” Piano Rolls</FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>Half Baked Piano Rolls </FONT><FONT face=Calibri size=3>(taken out of the oven a 16<SUP>th</SUP> hour early)</FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>Wippen Potatoes (erved with spoons)</FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>Potatoes chipped, (up to 445)</FONT></div>
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<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3><STRONG>Pork, Steak, Lamb & Poultry</STRONG></FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>Butt Steak</FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>Pork Belly Rail</FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>Bar-B-Q Baby Back<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>Check Ribs</FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>Hammer Shank Steak</FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>New York Temperament Strip Steak</FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>Let-off Rack of Lamb</FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>Dark & White Turkey</FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>Becket O’ Chicken</FONT></div>
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<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3><STRONG>C Food</STRONG></FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>Lobster Tails</FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>Bass Strings</FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>Fish Prop Sticks</FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>Jack Salmon</FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>Fillet of Sol</FONT></div>
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<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3><STRONG>Desserts.</STRONG></FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>Key Lime Pie</FONT></div>
<div class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><FONT face=Calibri size=3>Plate Horn O’ Plenty</FONT></div>
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