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<div align="left">Too much sun...<br/><br/>David Ilvedson, RPT<br/>Pacifica, CA 94044<br/><br/>
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<hr/>Original message<br/>From: "Alan Barnard"
<pianotuner@embarqmail.com> </pianotuner@embarqmail.com><br/>To: pianotech@ptg.org<br/>Received: 3/12/2008 6:03:54 PM<br/>Subject: RE: Speaking of menus<br/><br/>
<div align="left">Nice effort, but you're obviously going a little to local there, if not loco. <br/><br/>Alan Barnard<br/>Salem, MO<br/><br/></div>
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<div style="padding-right: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; border-left: #000000 3px solid; padding-top: 5px" align="left">Original message<br/>From: "Willem Blees"
<wimblees@aol.com> </wimblees@aol.com> <br/>To: Pianotech@ptg.org<br/>Received: 3/10/2008 7:18:09 PM<br/>Subject: Speaking of menus<br/><br/>
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<wbr> </wbr> A while back, just before he died, Michael Landon appeared on the Johnny Carson Show and read a "Road Kill" menu. Shortly afterwards, while we were on a trip, my wife and I, along with our two boys, came up with a Piano Technician's Menu. Enjoy. <br/><br/>
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<div style="clear: both; padding-right: 5px; padding-left: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; border-left: #000000 3px solid; padding-top: 5px" align="left">Willem (Wim) Blees, RPT<br/>Piano Tuner/Technician<br/>Honolulu, HI<br/>Author of <br/>The Business of Piano Tuning<br/>available from Potter Press<br/>www.pianotuning.com<br/><br/></div>
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