<html><body style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space; "><br><div><div>On Aug 6, 2008, at 5:55 PM, Will Truitt wrote:</div><br class="Apple-interchange-newline"><blockquote type="cite"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; color: rgb(31, 73, 125); font-family: Calibri; font-size: 15px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal; orphans: 2; text-align: auto; text-indent: 0px; text-transform: none; white-space: normal; widows: 2; word-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; -webkit-text-stroke-width: 0; ">How many shop employees does it take to change a light bulb?   Three – one to try to change the bulb, and two to carry the stretcher. </span></blockquote></div><br><div><br></div><div>How many university deans does it take to screw in a light bulb?</div><div><br></div><div>Well, given what the deans make and what the piano techs make, it isn't light bulbs that are getting screwed, is it?</div><div><br></div><div><br></div><div><br></div></body></html>