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<DIV><FONT size=2>Oh gosh not that!! I was so looking forward to =
their
whole new line of products.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>Coming soon:</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>1. The Self-Dentistry Kit (root canal =
attachment
extra)</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>2. The Self-Lawyer kit (with inflatable
witness)</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>3. The Self-Military Defense Kit
(must provide your own country or desert island)</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>4. The Self Millionaire Kit (cash =
not
included)</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>5. The Self-Appendectomy Kit (comes with =
an X-acto
knife and a mirror)</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>6. The Self-Marriage Kit (don't =
ask)</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>7. The Self-Rightous Kit (doesn't =
include
anything)</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>8. The Self Internet Kit (Al Gore has =
one of these
from when he invented it)</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>Good night folks, and please drive =
safely.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>Rob Goodale, RPT</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=2>Las Vegas, NV</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=arial,helvetica><FONT size=3>Hello to
All,<BR><BR> The self tuning apparatus we have =
been
<BR>hearing about is not self =
tuning.
<BR><BR> It appears that a piano =
equipped
with this <BR>devise must be tuned by a " piano
tuner"</FONT></FONT></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></BODY></HTML>