<HTML><HTML> <BLOCKQUOTE TYPE=CITE style="BORDER-LEFT: #0000ff 2px solid; MARGIN-LEFT= : 5px; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px">Wishing all of you a joyful hol= iday! I hope you are all well and warm this season. Take care, Julia Gottchall</BLOCKQUOTE> Reading, PA <BLOCKQUOTE TYPE=CITE style="BORDER-LEFT: #0000ff 2px solid; MARGIN-LEFT= : 5px; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px"> >> >> >> >>The Revised Twelve Days of Christmas >>Sung to the tune of " The Twelve Days of Christmas" >>By: Carl Radford, RPT Waukegan Chapter PTG >> >>On the first day of Christmas I had to tune a Stark >>In the city with nowhere to park >> >> >>On the second day of Christmas; a Story &Clark >>With two sticking keys >>In the city with nowhere to park >> >> >>On the third day of Christmas and yet another Stark >>With three loose pins, >>Two sticking keys >>In the city with nowhere to park >> >> >>On the fourth day of Christmas, guess what? Another Stark >>With four missing jacks, >>Three loose pins, >>Two sticking keys >>In the city with nowhere to park >> >> >>On the fifth day of Christmas' a player made by Stark >>With five broken strings, >>Four missing jacks, >>Three loose pins, >>Two sticking keys >>In the city with nowhere to park >> >> >>On the sixth day of Christmas; a Lester, not a Stark >>With six Screaming children, >>Five broken strings, >>Four missing jacks, >>Three loose pins, >>Two sticking keys >>In the city with nowhere to park >> >> >>On the seventh day of Christmas; a Lester and a Stark >>With seven floppy flanges, >>Six Screaming children, >>Five broken strings, >>Four missing jacks, >>Three loose pins, >>Two sticking keys >>In the city with nowhere to park >> >> >>On the eighth day of Christmas a customer named Mark >>Had eight barking beagles >>Seven floppy flanges, >>Six Screaming children, >>Five broken strings, >>Four missing jacks, >>Three loose pins, >>Two sticking keys >>In the city with nowhere to park >> >> >>On the ninth day of Christmas, no angel, I did hark >>With nine buzzing ribs, >>Eight barking beagles >>Seven floppy flanges, >>Six Screaming children, >>Five broken strings, >>Four missing jacks, >>Three loose pins, >>Two sticking keys >>In the city with nowhere to park >> >> >>On the tenth day of Christmas I tune one in the dark >>With ten busted elbows, >>Nine buzzing ribs, >>Eight barking beagles >>Seven floppy flanges, >>Six Screaming children, >>Five broken strings, >>Four missing jacks, >>Three loose pins, >>Two sticking keys >>In the city with nowhere to park >> >> >>On the eleventh day of Christmas; a high school, filled with Starks<= BR> >>With eleven cracked plates, >>Ten busted elbows, >>Nine buzzing ribs, >>Eight barking beagles >>Seven floppy flanges, >>Six Screaming children, >>Five broken strings, >>Four missing jacks, >>Three loose pins, >>Two sticking keys >>In the city with nowhere to park >> >> >>On the twelfth day of Christmas - I found a place to park!! >>And no one was home.... but hey, >>No cracked plates, >>No busted elbows, >>No buzzing ribs, >>No barking beagles, >>No floppy flanges, >>No screaming children, >>No broken strings, >>No missing jacks, >>No loose pins, >>No sticking keys, >>And a ticket on my Skylark! >> >>[Orig appeared in PTG Journal 12/14/1994] </BLOCKQUOTE> </HTML>